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Daddy's Trophy in puff-print sky-blue script across a heavyweight black crop. Cut for the ones who know they're the prize. Women's fit.

'Daddy's Trophy' in neon-pink puff print on a heavyweight black tee. ASSFAX sleeve patch and trophy icon. Unisex fit.

'I'm Daddy' in powder-blue puff print on a heavyweight black tee. The one that says it before you do. Unisex fit.

Special-edition Jezebel tee in heavyweight sand cotton. 'JEZEBEL' in red rhinestone and lime-green graffiti across the chest over a vintage portrait print. Back reads 'Jesus love the Hoes / Why Can't I?' in black script. Unisex, oversized fit.

Special-edition Jezebel tee in pigment-dyed charcoal cotton. 'JEZEBEL' in red-and-green rhinestone graffiti over a classical oil-painting print. Back reads 'Jesus love the Hoes / Why Can't I?' in matte black script. Unisex, oversized fit.

Special-edition Jezebel tee in heavyweight black cotton. 'JEZEBEL' in red rhinestone and lime-green graffiti over a high-contrast portrait print. Back reads 'Jesus love the Hoes / Why Can't I?' in white airbrushed script. Unisex, oversized fit.

The classic 'I'm Not Your Girlfriend' crop top in white cotton — black serif script, 'Presented by: ASSFAX' block logo below. Women's cropped fit.

'Unavailable for Struggle' in neon-sky script on a black crop. For the ones who don't entertain the nonsense. Women's fit.

ASSFAX block-letter crop top in black. White boxed sans-serif ASSFAX across the chest. Women's cropped fit.

ASSFAX logo thong in white. Block-letter ASSFAX print across the front panel. Women's.